Well Because me and curt are abit amazing *nods & smiles  yes we are* *dont deny it bitches*

We are going to create a dictionary (well they wont add our words to the oxford wun!)

Well i said we are and curts just gunna let me because he’s abit nice like that

Yaya im doing a new post..dammit it easy aint it?:D

Anywayyyysss

Curt’s first word is….*cue constanent carol!*

Anyone else wanna add to our very small dictionary

Comment because you’re abit fitt like

And YAY CURT GOT FEATURED ON D.A! LETS ALL HEAR A HIP HIP HOOOORAYY! or w.e you whippersnappers do nowadays..i dunno eh kids these days *sigh*

Much love :D:D:D:D

xxx *btw yes i SHOULD be in a mental home but im not..get over it and please dont take me back! *puppy dog eyes*

xxx

Because I’m cool, I made it so that this’ll post at 00:00 on 25th December ^_^

MERRY CHRISTMAS! =D

Love for you all.

Hope you get what you want (:

Oh dear me.. I have, NO life. ^_^

So yeah… Last night, while all of you lot were probably sleeping (apart from you American noobs ;)), I was having fun with skittles. (This is actually about 4 or 5 days ago now)

I love skittles. They’re amazing. So tasty.. Heck, if there was skittle porn, I would watch it.. Okay, maybe a bit too far, but uno.. Ask Sarah. She says all I talk about is skittles.. =3

So anyway.. I made pictures of stuff, with skittles, and I’m going about posting them wherever I can =D

So, here are some of the best:

(I’LL EDIT PICTURES IN LATER. IF YOU HAVE ME ADDED ON FACEBOOK, THEY’RE ON THERE) =P

And then, Friday night, I was sleepwalking. Here’s the story:

I came in from Sarah’s house at about 11:30pm.. I came onto MSN for 10 minutes, before heading off to bed.. I still had my haxxy Tokyo robot shirt thing on, and my jeans…

Now, due to what’s happened, with cancer and stuff, because my bedroom was at the complete opposite end of the house to my mum and dad, my sister is on the floor in their room, and I now occupy her bed..

So, I hang my jeans, and my shirt up on the door handle, take my socks off, and jump into bed.. (Well, not literately..)

I slept, and slept, and from now until I woke up, this is what I thought was a dream…

So, I get up, and grab some clothes from the floor, then I walk downstairs, turn off the house alarm, and go sit down on the sofa…

So then, I put the clothes down, and start rummaging around, trying to get dressed or something…

From then, I felt what appeared to be my sister’s uniform and I couldn’t find any of my clothes, so I went back to bed…

In the morning, I wake up, and there’s no shirt on the handle..

When I go downstairs, I look on the sofa.. Lo and behold, my sister’s uniform is there, and so’s my shirt…

So yeaaaaaah…

But last night, I didn’t sleepwalk.

And then today, I made some epic photoshopping. B)

Click for full size version

So ya, I’ll probably make some more stuff like that tomorrow

I love you xP

(Requested by Curt. Written by Drew .Patented by Curt)

You’ve probably heard about the pirates that stole the oil tanker and you may be confused about all the details. Since there are many websites with little details of the event i have provided a link that has ALL details in one handy place.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Somalia/ .
Great now we’re all on the same page. Well, unless the pirates nicked the page.

Anyway

I love pirates, I always have. Infact my oldest friend Kate and I used to draw pictures of us in pirate ships when we should have been learning AS RE. Kate always made herself captain :( 

We still passed RE, don’t fret!

But yeah. Imagine my unrelenting joy when i woke one morning and heard booming from the tv downstairs… 

“PIRATES STEAL OIL TANKER!” 

I laughed so hard that the noise i made wasn’t even human. It sounded like a Hyena being gang raped by 7 tugboats. My mother thought i was having a fit. Hell even the paramedics did. 

The rest of the day i was beaming. Every time someone asked me a question i responded with a Y’arrr!!!! Seriously. Said it to my history teacher… she damn near arranged thearpy for me. 

So eventually i came home and stuck a tribute to the pirates on my msn name. That’s when Curt lol’d at me. The lols turned into conversation. The conversation turned into “Dude, why don’t you write a blog on it”. And finally ”Dude, why don’t you write a blog on it” became “HURRY THE FUCK UP BITCH, STOP BEING A DICK YOU DICK AND WRITE IT NOW!”.

In the middle of this… Curt filled out an application form to patent Somalian pirates. The main line to this process was “U CAN HAZ OILS!11!’2″ Fucking genious. Curt and I will be rolling in the dough soon enough. If this patent goes through, we will be selling Somalian pirates… trained to steal oil in every supermarket in England at a reasonable price.

Pirates rock. 

I once told you about my love for zombies…. now ive told you about pirates. When i tell you about ninjas and gangsters ill explain my most amazing idea that will revolutionise everything you thought about the world. 

Hi im joe, im ginger, just saying n all XD

but yeh, thats how i generally greet people so hi
not too sure what to write so my myt as well just tell ya the reason for this random blog (just thought id put it out now that curt ur hawt ;D ) but yeh, well, this is a picture i drew for a certain person and that, dunno if ull know what it is so its from a game called final fantasy and well yeh Xp

well i drew it for a girl named Tracey who, a couple of blogs down, was drunk outta her face X] yep that one but yeh, i hope ya all like, its dedicated to her and well enjoy ;D

ps this is a random blog thats kinda meh but uno XD CURTS SEXY, had to be said.

So, here’s the picture:

Tbh, I think it’s hot and Tracii is a very lucky person ;o

Of course, I’m talking about my hair.

It’s starting to make it’s way through my slap ‘ead, and it’s exactly FOUR months ’til I’m done with chemo…

So, what should I do with my hair when it’s back? Big sexy flowing mop again? Or keep it as short as I can at school? Or medium length..

Tell me! =D

Also, it’s 38 days until christmas.

I have NO idea what I want.

So ideas for that would also be uber sexy, tbh. ^_^

And I found an uber countdown thingy online.

So I customised it and stuff. Here you go. ^_^

I’ll get the muffin background and stuff there soon (:

And it pisses me off how it’s like 6:00pm (now) Which is like 5 hours behind..

I’ll work that out, too. ‘cos I’m uber cool and you all know it

I have some of the most stupid, messed up dreams ever.

This is a great example ^_^

But yeah, stupidness pretty much sums me up.

So, THIS is what happened:

I’m there, walking along some random road, just strolling, looking all gangster. You know, like I do ;A

And suddenly, I see a big police jeep thing go ZOOOOMING past at like 100mph or something.. Shortly followed by a Fire Engine and an Ambulance… I look up, and there’s this really loud noise, and it’s a flying boat.. So I’m thinking “HOLY SHIT THAT’S LOW!” (because it was a dream, and boats do fly, dumbass)… Suddenly, it falls out of the sky, and crashes into one of the big M’s at Maccie D’s, boyssss. So then I’m all like “HOLY CRAP!@!@@@@!@!@!!!!111″…

I then got a sad in the dream… I felt sorry for all the people who were gonna die on it, (it was a horrific crash :P), but then, suddenly, from nowhere, there’s a helicopter flying, and pulling it back out.

And everyone was fine…

AND THEN OMGWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I cut to like some old shipyard thing… And suddenly a nurse who gives me chemo (she’s awesome and amazing and just totally awesome :D) is stood there, and then hands this baby to me, and i’m like WTF and she’s like it’s yours and i’m like OH SHIT. And then i looked at it and it was purple in the face.. And it had bright ginger hair. I was thinking “I got the short straw there…”

So anyway, suddenly, the baby stands up, so i’m like.. Okay, cool baby ^_^

Then it starts walking around, and falls over.

Then I end up in a supermarket and I’m holding the hour old babies’ hands as it walks around the shop, and that…

And then I wake up. Scared.

But… Tbh.. I think I’d make a great dad. (;

Also, guys who did the GCSE today, well done. You did great. I’m sure. <3

…and Curt hasn’t actually bothered to write any blogs thus far this month. Well done Curtis.

As you’re probably all aware, school is kicking off again, Hallowe’en is just around the bend, and it seems a while that this blog has been around. I wonder what to wear for Hallowe’en…. *puts on Blood mask*

College has just started for me, which means I have new teachers to put up with enjoy, and the work is flooding in. Good thing is, we all go up to the local Tesco at lunch and annoy the heck out of whoever works there.

How is Curt getting on with his new GCSEs? I have no idea, he hasn’t written a blog yet… so maybe he should.